ernbarassing:

*suddenly remembers all of life’s responsibilities on sunday night*

oscarstardis:

imagine the series of unfortunate events film directed by wes anderson though

rexuality:

but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?

"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"

feat:

is pushing people away considered a special talent because i think i’m really good at it 

kingmikewarren:

that one person who whenever they come online you just

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i smell friend

justfuninsanity:

Lets be honest here,

I know we would all say we would be Rick or Daryl in the apocalypse but in reality we would all be Eugene. 

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closettherapist:

trillgamesh:

firefoxshawty:

andrusi:

weeaboobs:

senpaitheking:

That’s not cool Tumblr and you know it, you’re basically forcing people to agree to this bullcrap. 

of course they’re forcing you to agree. if you’re gonna use their services then you have to abide by their rules.

yeah, that’s why it’s called “terms of service”

because they will let you use their service if you agree to their terms

What is the point in forcing you to agree if there is only one option that is so stupid it’s like a presidential election with 1 candidate a complete farce to be honest

Are you guys just not familiar with how websites in general tend to work

"I would like to buy a hamburger."

"Ok, that costs $1."

"I don’t want to pay that."

"Then you can’t have a hamburger."

"Why are you forcing me to agree to this? You’re only giving me one option!"

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